Random Question - Life as a Frog

So your blogspot profile page asks you a random question. So creating my profile I responded to one of these random questions only to find I had used too many characters. I was horrified by this discovery because I was very satisfied with the results of my response. To solve the dilemma I resolved to post the artistry in my very first blog. So here you have it for the first time available to public eyes:

Q- The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?

A- Surely I would be a show frog. Sort of like the singing and dancing one from that cartoon short. "Hello my baby, Hello my honey..." Clearly it isn't that I dislike mud, after all mud-wrestling is at the top of my to do list on rainy days with Mike and Josh in Port Credit. The truth is I am a sucker for attention. I would sing away dancing with all the unashamed indignity of a cow who just made a huge smelly pile in the most inopportune of places. I might even string me a guitar out of a crickets corpse with the silk strings of a daddy long leg web. If I could resist eating the cricket. Easier because I ate the Daddy Long Leg but we all know a Daddy Long Leg won't even fill a toads appetite for long. And of course toads eat like an anorexic vegan who's allergic to greens... I could not be confused for Kermit the frog tho because unlike Kermit who is human sized with a frog pitched and sized voice I would be frog sized with my voice as it is now....